The Laughing Stock

Aug 07

Still a programmer wherever she goes.

DISCLAIMER: This photo is not taken by me, nor is it mine. (I don’t know who to credit for for this photo)

Jun 25

I have a problem.

• Nanao: Captain! There you are! Please get up and get ready to go!
• Kyouraku: Nanao-chan, I have a problem that I'm not sure what to do about...Want to hear about it?
• Nanao: What is it?
• Kyouraku: The truth is... I was distressed and I tried to relax by chewing on this blade of grass, but... I don't know if it's poisonous or something. My mouth got numb and I'm dumbfounded.
• Nanao: Then throw it away!

Jun 08

Code.

• (Whispering into the walkie-talkie)
• Henry: The eagle is in the nest and the package is secured.
• Emma: Henry, I left the code book at home.
• Henry: *sigh She's getting in the shower and the keys are under the mat.

Jun 07

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“I should be out there having adventures with lemurs!” — Ruby

Jun 02

Black suits me.

• Sheriff Graham: I see you're still in mourning.
• Evil Queen (Regina Mills): The time for mourning is over. I simply found that black suits me.

I never joke.

• G. House: It's called the 'Alice In Wonderland' Syndrome.
• Patient's relative: Seriously?
• G. House: I never joke.

Jun 01

Why would we step on baby food?

• Coach: And if you’re at all interested in self-preservation, you'll take off your shoes before you set foot on the Berber.
• Chazz M: Why would we step on baby food?
• Jimmy M: He’s talking about the carpet: 'Berber'?
• Chazz M: What are you, the rug Doctor?
• Jimmy M: Maybe I am.
• Chazz M: I’m the rug Master.
• Jimmy M: What does that even mean?

May 10

That's Heavy

• Marty M: Whoa, wait a minute, doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother...has got the hots for me?
• Doc: Precisely!
• Marty M: Whoa, this is heavy.
• Doc: There's that word again: 'heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

Dec 27

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