Still a programmer wherever she goes.
DISCLAIMER: This photo is not taken by me, nor is it mine. (I don’t know who to credit for for this photo)
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Nanao:
Captain! There you are! Please get up and get ready to go!
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Kyouraku:
Nanao-chan, I have a problem that I'm not sure what to do about...Want to hear about it?
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Nanao:
What is it?
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Kyouraku:
The truth is... I was distressed and I tried to relax by chewing on this blade of grass, but... I don't know if it's poisonous or something. My mouth got numb and I'm dumbfounded.
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Nanao:
Then throw it away!
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(Whispering into the walkie-talkie)
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Henry:
The eagle is in the nest and the package is secured.
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Emma:
Henry, I left the code book at home.
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Henry:
*sigh She's getting in the shower and the keys are under the mat.
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David Nolan: Put your hands where I can see them!
Naked knight: (Turns around, holding only a hat to cover what’s down there.)
David Nolan: (Hurriedly) Ah-*stammers .On second thought—
—I should be out there having adventures with lemurs!
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Sheriff Graham:
I see you're still in mourning.
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Evil Queen (Regina Mills):
The time for mourning is over. I simply found that black suits me.
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G. House:
It's called the 'Alice In Wonderland' Syndrome.
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Patient's relative:
Seriously?
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G. House:
I never joke.
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Coach:
And if you’re at all interested in self-preservation, you'll take off your shoes before you set foot on the Berber.
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Chazz M:
Why would we step on baby food?
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Jimmy M:
He’s talking about the carpet: 'Berber'?
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Chazz M:
What are you, the rug Doctor?
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Jimmy M:
Maybe I am.
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Chazz M:
I’m the rug Master.
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Jimmy M:
What does that even mean?
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Marty M:
Whoa, wait a minute, doc. Are you trying to tell me that my mother...has got the hots for me?
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Doc:
Precisely!
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Marty M:
Whoa, this is heavy.
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Doc:
There's that word again: 'heavy'. Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?
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